lils ([info]gleemie) wrote,

Like a dali painting

After a team meeting at work, I stopped by the laundry room to wash some undergarments. Yes, we have a laundry room at work.

I have a handful of tighty whities in hand, headed for the washing machine and the door opens. It's Colin Powell. He greeted me.

Nervously cracking up, I said hi back. He asked me what I'm doing.

"Washing my underwear". Filing in after him to hear the truth were Eric Schmidt, Larry Page, Sergey Brin, and a throng of other Googlers who have come to show Colin Powell our laundry room.

"Well, you're mixing colors!" Colin Powell said as he looked into the washing machine, noting that I've already dumped a pair of black jeans in there.

"I don't want to waste water!" I explain.

I got to press the flesh and explain to Colin Powell what a UI designer does, since he stared at me slightly blankly when I responded to his question of "What do you do here?" with "UI Designer."

But mostly, I shamed my company. :)

Updates: Some of my friends had awesome "should have said"s to the "mixing colors" comment. Nick would have said "These colors don't run, sir!" Mariam and Steve would have said "It's okay for blacks and whites to mix!"

In case you weren't clear, anything I say on this blog is my own opinion and not that of my employer, or anyone else for that matter. It's just me.

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[info]way2tired

March 14 2005, 23:43:57 UTC 7 years ago

ha! classic!

[info]seat

March 15 2005, 00:07:00 UTC 7 years ago

lol.

I'm totally telling this story at lunch tomorrow.

Where is the Onion coverage on that story?

it has been far too long since seeing you. email me your plans to frolick in the city. :)

s/e

[info]zunger

March 15 2005, 01:52:41 UTC 7 years ago

It's odd, to be at the sort of place where that just sort of happens...

[info]coach_outlets_c

June 26 2010, 02:23:00 UTC 1 year ago

Excellent piece.

[info]hawk

March 15 2005, 03:47:08 UTC 7 years ago

You kick so much ass, I lack the words.

[info]chanel_sunglass

June 26 2010, 06:51:18 UTC 1 year ago

excellent idea!

[info]e_lime

March 15 2005, 04:48:10 UTC 7 years ago

this = best. story. ever.

[info]corneliusagain

March 16 2005, 10:44:55 UTC 7 years ago

That's actually better than my uncle's story. He worked for a while as a courier for the labour party here, so got to know much of the government, but was a but shocked one day when he was happily discussing football with Alasdair Campbell, the prime minister's press secretary, at 10 Downing Street, and Campbell stopped and said "John, you haven't met Bill, have you?" My uncle, quite shockingly, was left briefly more or less speechless as he got a good firm Arkansas handshake.

[info]gleemie

March 17 2005, 01:36:00 UTC 7 years ago

I met Bill Clinton at when I was a Google intern last year too. I'd
heard he was making the rounds at Google but had decided not to
bother, as meeting famous people in the past (school newspaper and the
like) really didn't do much for me. I was working at my desk when I
heard a commotion near our microkitchen. I peeked out and Bill Clinton
was there, surrounded by throngs of Googlers. Noticing that I had a
disposable camera in my bag, I thought "I might as well snap a picture
for my mom. My mom was a big Bill Clinton fan pre-Monica. So I went
out into the hallway, about 30 feet away as he was greeting others and
held the camera to my face to snap the picture. At which point Bill
Clinton turned towards me, pointed, and said "Come on over." Like a
girl in the headlights of a Beatles concert, I walked over, caught and
stunned. Bill Clinton put his arm around me, some number of people
snapped a picture, and the only thing I thought to say was "Oh my god,
my mom has all of your christmas cards!" I then returned to my desk,
jumped up and down, and freaked out 12-year-old girl style, completely
shocking myself.

The punchline, really, was that when the photos of Clinton and the
dark-haired, pale-skinned intern was circulated, along with other
event photos, in the company, the Monica-related heckles were
non-stop.

[info]clintp

7 years ago

Anonymous

March 18 2005, 19:49:05 UTC 7 years ago

Classic!

This is sure to grant you more than a little celebrity status. Perhaps Letterman could swing an invite? How would you like an appearance on Late Night?.... :-)

Bryan
Jonesblog (http://prometheus.med.utah.edu/~bwjones/)

[info]virga

March 18 2005, 19:56:50 UTC 7 years ago

but what exactly was colin powel doing at teh googleplex?

[info]jamiey

March 18 2005, 20:09:39 UTC 7 years ago

That was my first question as well, haha.

Anyway, what a great story!

Anonymous

7 years ago

[info]rydel23

March 18 2005, 20:07:25 UTC 7 years ago

I once had a similar encounter with Madeleine Albright, equally uncomfortable. ;)

[info]aelfthone

March 18 2005, 20:14:12 UTC 7 years ago

That is really, really, really, funny!

I don't really know what to say except congrats on such a neat, cool experience!

Nice response to him about mixing colors, if I may say.

:D

[info]ydna

March 18 2005, 20:21:59 UTC 7 years ago

You rock. Stopping by after seeing this mentioned in the Google Blog.

[info]justinwalters

March 18 2005, 20:44:59 UTC 7 years ago

yeah, brace yourself for the onslaught. exactly how many people read Google's official blog? 67 bloglines users, who knows how many others...

[info]ydna

7 years ago

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Anonymous

March 18 2005, 21:28:12 UTC 7 years ago

that is a really funny story!

I am working at the office today and laughed out loud, which is something that I don't normally do.

you should really post the picture of you and Clinton

oh, and dito on the why was Colin Powell there?

Anonymous

March 18 2005, 21:47:28 UTC 7 years ago

Great/funny story, and yes, you are going to be famous now - your "friend's" at the GoogleBlog put your story up - have fun with your 15 minutes of fame! ;-)
Mr. Christmas Lights (http://www.komar.org/xmas/)

[info]bluewolf06

March 18 2005, 21:53:17 UTC 7 years ago

That story just made my day. Very funny. :)

And yeah, you probably are going to get swamped now. Linked in off my Google blog RSS. <grin>

[info]tregoweth

March 18 2005, 23:13:10 UTC 7 years ago

That's [info]googleblog for the curious (265 readers here), specifically this item.

[info]jpittman

7 years ago

Anonymous

March 18 2005, 22:30:49 UTC 7 years ago

esprit de l’escalier

The french term is "esprit de l’escalier", or "spirit of the staircase", that witty retort you think of only having just left the party. I have a friend who will live out his days knowing that his response to the pope, when asked "how are you?", was the inspired "hot, sweaty".

Jim Spice
Milwaukee

[info]evan

March 18 2005, 23:04:13 UTC 7 years ago

Just had to throw in a comment on your soon-to-be-famous post about your underwear.

[info]big_ger

March 19 2005, 00:08:35 UTC 7 years ago

How come you are on Livejournal?

Wait a person working at google HQ writes her blog on livejournal?!

[info]gleemie

March 19 2005, 00:25:33 UTC 7 years ago

Re: How come you are on Livejournal?

I had this before I started at Google. :P

[info]gargoylemt

7 years ago

[info]gleemie

7 years ago

[info]jamiey

7 years ago

[info]papa

March 19 2005, 00:59:54 UTC 7 years ago

Nice!

(came from [info]googleblog)

[info]qwiki

March 19 2005, 02:42:34 UTC 7 years ago

Famous!

Now the whole world knows about your underwear escapades with the former Secretary of State! Of course, I find it even more funny that he was talking about mixing and matching colors incorrectly to a UI designer. Maybe he thought your laundry basket was too hard to navigate ;-)

[info]stupidchicken

March 19 2005, 03:45:28 UTC 7 years ago

Hello!

Hey Lilly -- Yinj here, from way back in school (that EE hardware requirement where we worked on combined assignments... remember?). Yes, I'm of those masses who followed the Google Blog link to here. Great to hear you're doing well (or as well as your described situation would lead one to infer, anyway).

[info]tshuma

March 19 2005, 03:59:29 UTC 7 years ago

Hey, girlfriend.

I laughed when I read this and shared it with my bk2w. Little did I know it was going to show up on half of my friends list a few days later.

Guess it's your fifteen seconds of fame. =)

[info]my_asses_lj

March 19 2005, 04:28:20 UTC 7 years ago

I saw this post after following a link from google's blog. That must've been quite fun. I never miss an opportunity to inform someone of the current activities of my undergarments :p

Anyways, the reason I'm writing this is that I'm a senior in high school, and am considering a career in UI design. I've done loads of scripting in mIRC, and I am usually the one that gets to design the interface for whatever group project I'm currently a part of. I've been told I'm good at designing them, and figured I'd look in to interface design as a possible career.

Could you point me in the right direction? Maybe give me some insight? I'd really appreciate it :)

Thanks,
Chris

P.S. you can contact me via email at INH@Burntmail.com or you can comment on my LJ, though I never update it. Thanks again :)

[info]lewismoten

March 19 2005, 05:38:58 UTC 7 years ago

Wow

Wow, you seem to meet a lot of really cool people at work.

Anonymous

March 19 2005, 09:30:09 UTC 7 years ago

Re: Wow

If you consider someone who makes a living out of war 'cool'.

[info]qwiki

7 years ago

[info]lewismoten

7 years ago

[info]jlsigman

March 19 2005, 12:13:42 UTC 7 years ago

LOL! Too cool!

I love what Mariam and Steve would've said, but having met (and made a complete fool of myself around) celebrities before, you alway think of the best things to say about 30 minutes later.

[info]espertus

March 20 2005, 06:29:41 UTC 7 years ago

Another term for what one wishes one had said is "afterism".

Great story!

Anonymous

March 20 2005, 21:14:39 UTC 7 years ago

Tighty-whities saving the world

In actual fact you didn't shame your company (unless perhaps your TWs were in a hideous state...to where one should not go) - you were 'saving water' by mixing colours. That suggest Googlers are green as well as everything else.

(And your anti-spam-bot audition thing is outrageous fun. I did it just to have a laugh.)
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